Anonymous Asked
Questiontell us your most embarrassing story Answer

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

(Source: profile.cheezburger.com)

herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum. herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

(Source: imperfectstigma)

soudcloud:

soudcloud:

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE GOOGLE 

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(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass)

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

officialunitedstates:

a shady stranger pulls me into a dark alley “hey kid do you want to do drugs” he says as he gives me a pencil and a form.  “I’m doing a survey for the census bureau”

(Source: tsundereslasher)

snk-potato-girl:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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Can you give us more updates

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

(Source: precumming)